She : "Call us beautiful" not Hot. We are Women, not a cup of coffee..
He : "Call us Handsome" not cute. we are Men, Not puppies..
He : I love you.
She : Hmm... tum ache ladke ho.. tum meri sab baat mante ho.. tumne muje apni kidney donate kardi but mene tumhe hamesha apne ache dost ki tarah samjha hai..
He : I fell in love with you... The moment i saw you... will you marry me?
She : Ka kahat ho? hamka angrezi nai aawat hai..
He : Kuch nahi didi paani mangat rahey..
She : Hey kya karte ho?
He : CA
She : "Wow charted accountant"
He : Naa pagli complete aaram
He : Aaj fir salman se milne ka mann kar rha hai..
She : OMG! fir se? matlabtum pehle bhi mil chuke ho?
She : Nahi re pagli.. Pehle bhi mann kiya tha.
She : Janu koi aesi baat bolo jisse mujhe dukh bhi ho or khushi bhi..
He : Colony mein sabse achi kiss tum hi krti ho...
She : Mai kisi se nahi darti jo karti karti hu samne karti hu..
He : toh nahane kab ja rahi ho?
She : Tumhe pata hai jab mai choti thi to terrace se gir gyi thi
He : Hawww.. phir bach gayi thi ya marr gyi thi?
She : Ab mujhe kya pata mai jab choti thi na.
He : Arey haan.. Mai bhi kitna pagal hu.
on whatsapp chat
She : SO gya mera Baby?
He : Haan.
She : Toh phir reply kese biya baby ne.
He : Mai baby ka baap nol rha hu Bahurani.. So JAo ab..
She : Tera sir kese fat gya?
He : Mai chappal se patthar tod raha tha..
She : toh usse sie kese fat gaya?
He : Ek aadmi ne bola "kabhi khopdi ka bhi istemaal kar liya kar.."
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