She : Jannu kya kar rahe ho?
He : Dahi jama raha hu..
She : Kb tak jamaoge?
He : Agar tum mil jao Jamana Chod denge hum..
In a marriage function
He : Hello, mere sath dance karogi ?
She : Huh.. mai baccho k sath Dance nhi karti
He : Sorry, muje pata nahi tha tum pregnant ho.
He uploads a pic on facebook with a dog in hand
She : Inme se tum konse ho?
He : vo isne tujhe pakda hua hai..
She : Agar tiger ne mujh pr or meri mummy pr attack kr diya to tum kise pehle bachaoge..
he : beshak mai Tiger ko bachaunga.. very few left..
He : Suit acha pehna hai..
she : thanks
He : Make up bhi acha kiya hai
She : Thanx bhaiya.
she : What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
he : Mujhe tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bhot pasand hai..
He : Mai tumse shadi nahi kar sakta, mere gharvale nhi maan rahe..
she : vo hote kon hai tumhe rokne vale
he : meri wife aur 2 bache
He : Ye last chapter rehnede?
She : Haan, Isme se nhi ayega shayad
He : Shit.. pura exam usi chapter main se agya jo chhod diya tha ab to hum dono fail
she : nahi tu akela fail hoga.. mene baad mein vo bhi chapter bhi padh liya tha..
She : Jaanu tum merese kitna pyar karte ho?
He : Agar mera dil ek mobile hai to tum uski sim ho.
She : O God, I'm so Lucky
He(Thinking): Usko ye nahi pata mera mobile dual sim hai..
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