Madam - Mujhe shakl se hi pta chal jata hai ki bacho ke dimag me kya chal rha hai.
baal harish - Agar aapko pta hota to mera naam kabka school se kat chuka hota hai..
Mele me ghoshna hui "ek bacha mila hai, jin ka ho le jaye".
Alia Bhatt bheed se : Mujhe bhi dikhao, mujhe bhi dikhao jin ka bacha kesa hota hai.
Shadi bijli le do taaro ka wo gathbandhan hai. sahi jud gya to parkash hi parkash.. galat jud gaya to dhamake hi dhamake.!
Kuch ladkiya phone pe baat krne me itni Expert hoti hai. Ki agar inhe generator ke bagal me betha do to bhi aram se apne jaanu se ghanto baate kr skti hai..
Log bure nhi hote, bas jab aapke matlab ke nhi hote to bure lagne lgte hai..
Nayi Nayi Shadi hui..
Pati subha apni pe pani daal deta hai...
Patni - (neend me se uthati hui guse me) Paani ku dala?
Pati - Tere baap ne bola tha, ki damadji meri beti phool ki kali hai, use murjhane mt dena,
isliye!
Ek teacher ne bache se pucha : School kya hai.?
Bache ne jawab diya : School eo jagha hai, jaha pr
hamare papa ko lota jata hai or hame kuta jata hai..
Ek bikhari ko 500 rupaye ka note mila wo
five star hotel me gya or bharpet khana khaya.
3000 rupaye ka bill aya.
Wo manager se bola : Pese nhi hai.
manager ne usko police ke hawale kr diya
bikhari ne police ko100 rpaye diye or choot gya..
isko bolte hai FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA in INDIA
Ek motorcycle wale ne pta puchane ke liye santa se pucha
Excuse me.. Mujhe "LAL QILA" Jana hai
Santa : To ja na bhai, ese har kisi ko batate batate jayega to
pahuchega kab?
She : Kal me tumhare liye rakhi layi thi, tumne bandhwayi ku nhi?
Me : Agar kalme tere liye mangal sutra laya to tu bandhwa legi kya?
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