He : Baby main Army mein select ho gya..
She : Wow ! but i m sad.
He : Kya hua
She : Tum waha se recharge kese karoge.
She : Jannu we have been together for 3 years aage ka kya plan hai
He : Bas ab koi achi si ladki dekh kar Shaadi kar lunga..
She : I love you..
He : Kitna
She : Jitna tum mujhse krte ho..
He : Matlab tu bhi time pass kr rhi hai..
He : Hii beautiful
She : Do i know you?
He : Tumhari itni aukaat kaha..
she : Abhi mat chuoo mujhe shadi ke baad jitna marji chunaa
he : Theek hai abhi chalta hoon.. shadi ho jaye toh phone karke bata dena.
He : i love you
She : But you are too short
He : Kyu tune Jaaley saaf karane hai..
she : Baby ghar aa jao..
he : ku
She : Mai ghar mein akeli hu
He : main nahi aa raha.. pichli baar bula kar shopping le gayi thi..
He : Do you like animals?
she : I love dogs so much
He : mummy toh muje pyar se kutta hi bulati hai.
he : i love you
she : teri girlfriend se acha to mai marr jau
he : matlab maarr sakti hai par gareeb ka bhala nahi kar sakti?
She : Mere ghar vale mujhe car nahi dete my life sucks.
He : Car.. Yaha mere ghar vale mujhe T.V. ka remote tak nahi dete..
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